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    <subtitle>A confessional journal. With cellphone photos.</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>Drum N Bass ARRRREEEENNNNAAAA!!!!!</title>   
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        <p>I&#39;m out running my last errands of the day, listening to one of my regular guilty pleasures -- the &quot;Drum N Bass Arena&quot; podcast, featuring with each episode another hour of fresh beat-mix work from this darkest, fastest and scariest subgenre of electronic dance music, even produced by a group of UK DJs, thus making it sound more exotic to this American&#39;s ears. Ahhh. Anyway, one of the things I love about the podcast is that it&#39;s full of traditional radio elements, including this cheesy ten-second intro that ends with some West Indies guy yelling out in a booming voice, &quot;Drum N Bass ARRRREEEENNNNNAAAA!!!!!&quot; It makes me laugh whenever I hear it, and I&#39;m always yelling out the phrase myself at home whenever no one else is around.</p><p>Okay, almost my destination -- the Target at California and Addison, to pick up a new two-button scrollwheel mouse, so that I can finally start porting into Second Life regularly again, and finally get my prefabricated housing company open for business. See you later, you filthy prevert. &quot;What? Ya mon! Drum N Bass ARRRREEEENNNNAAAA!!!!&quot;
    
    
    
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        <title>And did I mention that I&#39;m starting up Fabb again soon?</title>   
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 <div><br />And speaking of delayed projects....After blowing things off in <a href="http://secondlife.com/ss/?u=d544856dc7d9f0d5e30b0dbae69999d7">Second
Life</a> for the last month, I&#39;m finally ready again to get
serious with <a href="http://fabbhomes.blogspot.com">Fabb</a>, the
prefabricated housing company for that virtual world that I&#39;ve been
talking forever about starting up. I finally got serious for the first
time a couple of months ago, because of one of my neighbors finally
selling land adjacent to mine for the first time since I bought my
beginner plot in 2006; this, though, now has me paying $8 a month in
virtual property tax to Linden Lab, so I figured it&#39;s time to finally
get something going there that could make me real money.<br />
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Anyway, I need to go out and get another two-button mouse for my home
computer before I can get serious again; I&#39;m hoping, though, to finally
have my first two or three houses for sale by the beginning of June
(US$5, 10, and 15 respectively), so that I can finally see if there is
any actual money to be made in virtual homes or not. Hmm! In the
meantime, though, I finally spruced up <a href="http://fabbhomes.blogspot.com">Fabb&#39;s Blogspot page</a>
into a customized template I&#39;m halfway happy with; it now contains a
lot better information, and has a cool little top banner and
everything. Definitely subscribe to the RSS feed there if you&#39;re
interested, because in the next couple of weeks I&#39;m about to start up
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<p><br />Yeah, I know, every couple of weeks I throw a new entry up here about how I&#39;m going to start posting regularly soon, just to disappear again for another couple of weeks. What can I say? The weather continues to be terrible here in Chicago, which means I haven&#39;t gotten into the habit yet of bicycling and getting out each day, which means I haven&#39;t gotten into the habit yet of updating this moblog regularly. In the meanwhile, though, I wanted to mention that my new book of photos is now out, <a href="http://www.jasonpettus.com/ebooks/photos07.html">Cellphone Photos 2007</a>; it&#39;s a reprinting of my favorite 200 or so Palm Treo photos of 2007, of the 900 or so I featured both here and at my Flickr account last year, laid out in convenient PDF form (both American and European versions) for sending quickly to a laserprinter at work when your no-good boss isn&#39;t looking. Anyway, feel free to click over to <a href="http://www.jasonpettus.com/ebooks/photos07.html">the book page</a> to download a copy for free if you want. And I promise, regular updates here starting soon! I swear to fuckin&#39; God!!!<br /> <div><br /></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;">    
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        <title>The Madison Miracle.</title>   
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        <div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">9:37 PM&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">me</span></span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">:
Have I ever told you my recurring fantasy about the &quot;Madison
Miracle?&quot; You&#39;ll love this!</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">Jenn</span></span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">: No, you haven&#39;t. Spill!</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">9:38 PM&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">me</span></span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">:
I have this recurring fantasy about some 21-year-old arts major up at
the University of Wisconsin - Madison, who develops this weird, deep
crush on me, and who decides that she&#39;s going to come down to Chicago
on the Amtrack specifically to have sex with me.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">9:39 PM </span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">Jenn</span></span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">: Aww...</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">&#160;&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">You&#39;re cute.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">&#160;&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">-snerk-</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">&#160;&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">I&#39;m sorry.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">&#160;&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">I&#39;m an asshole.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">9:40 PM&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">Seriously. sorry.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">me</span></span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">:
Because she&#39;s been reading my blog, see, and she knows how desperately
I need to have sex, but how weird I feel about hiring a prostitute. And
it&#39;s of course this wonderful weird thing for her too, because she&#39;s
never had sex with someone as old and experienced as me, so I end up
giving her this night of mind-blowing ecstasy in the bedroom, a night
no 21-year-old boy could ever hope to give her.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">Jenn</span></span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">: Aw... I&#39;m such an asshole for laughing as hard as I am. I&#39;m so sorry. </span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">9:41 PM&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">me</span></span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">:
And meanwhile, she just happens to be that hot aloof 21-year-old arts
major who no one on her actual campus can actually manage to have sex
with themselves. So in the eyes of all the loser 21-year-old boys at
UDub, I&#39;m a fucking hero!</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">&#160;&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">No, laugh, please laugh! I&#39;m laughing too! The Madison Miracle!</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">9:42 PM </span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">Jenn</span></span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">: UDub -falls over laughing-</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">&#160;&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">That&#39;s a brilliant name for it. The Madison Miracle.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">9:43 PM&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">me</span></span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">:
And I&#39;m just imagining the overwritten artistic email from this
21-year-old, announcing that she&#39;s coming down that weekend on the
Amtrack specifically to have sex with me. Because undoubtedly it would
somehow reference Jackson Pollack, Virginia Woolf, and about four or
five of my past reviews at CCLaP.</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">Jenn</span></span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha</span></span></span></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">9:44 PM&#160;</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: 0.80em">me</span></span><span style="font-size: 0.80em">: And that&#39;s the thing -- that despite all the pretension and awkwardness, it would ultimately be incredibly hot, intimate sex. And without having to hire a single prostitute. Man. The Madison Miracle. Sigh.</span></span></span></span></div>    <p style="clear:both;">    
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        <p>Oh yeah, and I&#39;ve also officially begun having sexual fantasies again about one-night-stands with mysterious hipsters drinking alone on a Monday night. Of -course- I have.
    
    
    
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        <p>Was in kind of a weird mood tonight, so decided to walk through Lakeview tonight and run an errand at Belmont and Clark, one that could&#39;ve otherwise waited until the next day. I walked down Sheffield almost the entire way, keeping me not only parallel to a century-old working train track for a mile and back, but also walking next to a century-old ballpark part of the time, a whole series of century-old buildings now being used for a variety of purposes, Irish pubs next to Asian restaurants next to French cafes next to Swedish furniture stores, hipsters and sports freaks and creative-class assholes biking in 40-degree weather, all of it overseen by a series of blinking blue police cameras at every stoplight. And all of this, mind you, while having an iPod strapped to my skull, listening to an hour-long drum-n-bass mix put together by a couple of teens in their dorm room in Manchester, England, and while nice and high on top of everything else.</p><p>Once again it occurs to me to say, &quot;If I can walk out my door whenever I&#39;m in a weird mood and be in the middle of all that within five minutes of walking, why the fuck am I constantly whining and complaining about my life? I should treasure the fact that I live in such a place ad have the kind of life that I can do that any evening I&#39;m in a weird mood, given how many people out there desperately wish they could be in that situation. Your life ain&#39;t so fuckin&#39; terrible, Jason, when all is said and done, and you should really do more acknowledging of that and less bellyaching.&quot;</p><p>End of line.
    
    
    
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        <p>ATTENTION, CHICAGO CITIZENS! Do you have a Mac USB mouse I can borrow for a bit? My mouse at home just fritzed out (I&#39;m posting this from my cellphpne); and since this is a Mac, pretty much my entire computer is out of service until I can get ahold of a working mouse. And like I said, I can&#39;t actually afford a mouse right now, so if someone in Chicago has a Mac USB mouse I can borrow, do please drop me a line at [ilikejason at gmail.com] and let me know. I and CCLaP&#39;s 12,000 monthly visitors thank you highly!
    
    
    
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 <div><br />(Are you a YouTube person? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5d1bHk1HYM">Here&#39;s the link</a> to the YouTube version of this video.)<br /><br />Greetings, humans! Spring has officially begun here in Chicago, even if the weather hasn&#39;t caught up to it yet; it means that not only bicycling season will be starting again soon, but also the goofy little cellphone videos I regularly do during bicycling season, most of which act as supplements to the <a href="http://www.jasonpettus.com/maps/">various bicycle maps I&#39;ve created</a> for use in both Google Maps and Google Earth. (I&#39;m hoping to ramp up the amount of videos I do this year, in fact; hopefully by the time Labor Day rolls around this September, I will have shot and posted 10 to 15 of them.) Here, my first cellphone video of 2008, shot on opening day of the Chicago Cubs 2008 baseball season, which happens to be the 100th anniversary of the last time the Cubs won the World Series, a historically significant occasion that has already garnered a ton of national press, before the baseball season has even begun. Unfortunately it was a crappy, rainy day today, so I don&#39;t have a lot to share from the actual opening-day festivities; rest assured that I will be shooting another video around Wrigley Field later this summer (located, by the way, a mere four blocks from my apartment), giving a better tour of the neighborhood and showing what a more typical game day in the Wrigleyville neighborhood is like. For now, I hope you enjoy.<br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;">    
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 <div><br />So, just a few weeks left until it&#39;s finally bicycling season again here in Chicago; long-time followers of the moblog, in fact, know that I first got heavily involved with bicycling last year, when not coincidentally I initially quit smoking. Of course, this being nerdy GTD me, I needed to invent an elaborate project for myself in order to justify all that bicycling in the first place; and this was right at the same time (spring 2007) that Google first allowed people to sign up for an account and start creating customized mashup maps through their official API, which convinced me to start doing such a thing too. But alas, because of the complexity of these maps (but more on that in a bit), I ended up doing a lot more trips than I had time to sit down and put together into a mashup; and I promised myself that over the winter I&#39;d finally sit down and finish them, before it was time for bicycling season 2008 and yet more riding/photographing/mapping.<br /><br />Anyway, it just occurred to me this weekend that I don&#39;t have much time left, so I better get started; and the first step, of course, was to sit down and look through all the photos and notes I took last year when actually on the bike trips, and determine exactly how much work I have ahead of me. The good news? It turns out that I actually biked a lot more and a lot farther than I had been remembering in my head, boding well for my chances of even longer and more regular trips this spring and summer. The bad news? I have 11 maps that need to be created, and so far only three of them &quot;done&quot; (and by &quot;done&quot; I of course mean &quot;eh, like 80 percent done&quot;).<br /><br />So, I just sat down on my other Mac (the one with Photoshop) and made a master map of all the mini-projects I&#39;m shooting to finish by the beginning of May; this image, then, will also serve as a master map to interior pages over at <a href="http://www.jasonpettus.com/maps/">the section of my personal website</a> where you can always find the latest grand total of finished mashups. Anyway, so here we go with the descriptions...hold yr breath...<br /><br />1 through 5: Chicago Lakeshore Path. An uninterrupted 18-mile bike and runner path stretching nearly from the north edge to the south edge of the city, surrounded nearly at all times by public parkland, a holdover from Edwardian times when the &quot;City Beautiful&quot; movement managed to get the entire Chicago lakefront declared a &quot;public resource.&quot;<br /><br />1) Lakeshore path: Lincoln Park North. Upper half of the seven-mile Lincoln Park, one of the largest city parks in the entire United States. Riding the length of Lincoln Park is a lesson in American history and architecture, in that the park was designed in regular stages from 1860 to 1960; here in the north half are the sections created between 1910 and the &#39;60s.<br /><br />2) Lakeshore path: Lincoln Park South. The lower half of the park just described, the sections designed from 1860 to 1900, containing the vast majority of the historical destinations the park is most known for.<br /><br />3) Lakeshore path: North Avenue to the Loop. Want a smart alternative the next time you come into the inner city for a holiday like the 4th of July? Why not park your car on the northside and bike the rest of the way in? Although not regularly used by a lot of people, there is a perfectly safe and in fact delightful section of the lakefront path that stretches from the end of Lincoln Park to the Loop, including easy stops at Navy Pier, River North, the Chicago River and Millennium Park. It&#39;s only six miles from Montrose to the Loop by bicycle; why not try it the next time you&#39;re down there on holiday, avoiding the snarl of vehicular traffic that always forms during such events?<br /><br />4) Lakeshore path: Loop to 57th Street. For many years the Hyde Park area of the city&#39;s southside was built up along the lakefront, but nothing else between there and the Loop; that finally changed throughout the mid-20th century, especially once a series of corporations and civic groups came in and sponsored the landscaping of vast tracts of the land. Although not as historic as the northside&#39;s better-known path, this slice of Chicago&#39;s lakefront is a beautiful and uncluttered space, perfect for lazy weekend rides as well as weekday wind sprints for more serious riders.<br /><br />5) Lakeshore path: South Campus. The extreme south tip of the city-sponsored 18-mile lakeshore bike/running path, encompassing several historic areas: Hyde Park, the University of Chicago campus, the Museum of Science and Industry, Jackson Park, and the South Shore Cultural Center, spanning roughly 57th to 79th Streets.<br /><br />6) Northside to the Loop, via Southport/Lincoln Avenues. Hey, city-dweller creative-class fucks! You know how the mayor and your hippie neighbor keep crowing about how easy it actually is to bicycle from your place to your office in the Loop each day? Keep wondering if it&#39;s actually true? Here&#39;s one of what will hopefully be an always expanding series of maps, looking at various inner-city routes from residential neighborhoods to the Loop, all of them lying along streets with dedicated, legally-protected bike lanes. Featuring not only the routes themselves, but various practical tips about city bicycling embedded in my photos and videos.<br /><br />7) Northside to the Loop, via Halsted/Milwaukee Avenues. Exactly the same as map 6, but this time using the city bike lane on Halsted, passing through such neighborhoods as Boys Town, Old Town, Goose Island, Fulton Market, River West and more.<br /><br />8) Burnham&#39;s Boulevards and the West Side Parks (north half). As part of the &quot;City Beautiful&quot; movement&#39;s 1909 overhaul of the city, architect Daniel Burnham recommended building a &quot;green ring&quot; through the most congested neighborhoods at the time, allowing not only for rapid middle-class development but also a small slice of healthiness in the middle of the most packed places in the city. At the same time, then, a group of Gilded Age entrepreneurs started a series of grand, giant public parks on the west side of the city as well (where the vast majority of the city&#39;s immigrants lived at the time); these were linked to Burnham&#39;s green boulevard system, to form a legitimate grand green circle all the way around the city&#39;s downtown, a few miles out in distance from the Loop&#39;s center. My map, then, is just of the north half of this circle; it includes Diversey Boulevard at Lincoln Park (including the Goethe statue, Hamilton garden, Elks headquarters and more), Logan Square, Garfield Park and more.<br /><br />9) Northside Neighborhood Parks. It&#39;s the giant civic parks of the Victorian Age that get all the press in Chicago; but did you know that the park district here actually maintains over 550 public spaces? The vast majority of them, in fact, were created and first maintained by private neighborhood organizations, before the Great Depression and Franklin Roosevelt&#39;s New Deal consolidated all the groups into one unified government administration. In this map, a winding and detailed route that will take a bicyclist to over 65 small neighborhood parks on the northside, ranging from a mile or two in size to sometimes the length of someone&#39;s backyard; the total route lasts 25 miles, with of course many opportunities to stop for food, shopping, coffee and more.<br /><br />10) Northside to the Westside, via the &quot;Industrial District.&quot; Here, a supplemental add-on to either map 6 (inner-city path on Lincoln) or 7 (inner-city path on Halsted) for getting over to such hipster westside neighborhoods as Wicker Park and Bucktown, specifically by riding through the last area of the northside left with working factories, smokestacks and more. A fascinating route to take at least once, especially for those who enjoy photographing urban industrial areas.<br /><br />11) Near South Historic Neighborhoods. Did you know that there are half a dozen nationally important historic neighborhoods all butting against each other in Chicago&#39;s Near South Side? There are! Here, a map detailing them all, including the IIT campus, Bronzeville, Prairie Avenue, the Museum Campus, Chinatown, Printers Row and the South Loop.<br /><br />Whew, okay, that&#39;s it! And three of these are now &quot;done,&quot; like I said (i.e. 80 percent done), which you can find <a href="http://www.jasonpettus.com/maps/">over here</a> for now; and hopefully by May, like I said, I&#39;m going to have all 11 of these maps finished and online, and with downloadable KMLs as well for Google Earth (for those who like their maps in 3D and spinnable and all that shit), and with a brand-new interface as well over at the section of my personal site where people will be able to find all these. And that&#39;s it! See you later, fuckers!<br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;">    
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